Monday, September 29, 2008

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AWAKENING FROM CHINA WITH VAN

Dear readers, beloved readers, a Niha heard by your correspondent from China.
The last post he had seen his birth from the bucolic and rural Shanghai (the tone of beats and 'far MOOLTO ironic, in the early hours' calm traffic would dwarf the Shanghai Italic cousin that lives in the Turin ring road during rush hours tip). Even now we are (no, not yet a prey a crisis of omnipotence and do not think I'm one and three, but here at my side there is' always the brave Fukyo) writing from that of Shanghai. Do not think that all this time we will be left with its hands in panciolle, unlikely to forget the company entrusted by the wise men of Big House. On the contrary, our journey has made a forced stages: after putting fire to Shanghai we loose as bloodthirsty predators prey on other sloth, which have not been able to resist our devastating fury. Before and 'touched in Suzhou yield under the attacks of your passengers. This was a nice small town (has only a little more 'than six million inhabitants), covered with canals and gardens this time is' \u200b\u200bpastoral and rural. Two aspects of this goal hit the mighty: humidity '(after two days of washing the underwear of presenting themselves as though they were just streaming out of the tub) and the prices of pubs (where we found a few lochi quench our insatiable hungry, all with thousands of waiters, faux leather chairs in real-yet-coated plastic, tables in real-won gold, also covered in plastic to make pendant and chairs, and accounts very salty). Razed the village with its restaurants out from the nightmares of some Chinese pimp we concentrated our wrath on devastating Hangzhou. The curious reader can 'and then ask "what ever will have' pushed our heroes to go up in this exotic place?. "Well, beloved, here promptly served the answer to that Mr Lonely Planet there would be one of the lakes most 'beautiful China (also a view shared also by the sign. Touring). Apart from the lake there 'nothing, worse than Pollenzo in winter fog. But your heroes needed a bit' of rest after so many enterprises, so 'they decided to camp on the lake for a couple of days to prepare for the return Beijing. Poor deluded, they did not know that fate was plotting terrible pitfalls (and sorry the alliteration) behind them. Once on the shore of the lake they found the bad weather waiting for (but nasty, he made good up to now, right now he had to pour?). But other jokes far more 'hump was to play the evil their fate. Who went to the station to search for train tickets to return to Beijing found that in these days we are celebrating some national holiday, so all the Chinese have decided to move. Obviously train. There is no 'more' place on the steps or even in the bathrooms. This is when the mighty are trapped in that of Shanghai. For now we are trying to find a hippy van on e-bay to be able to return to Italy, the alternative would be put in the hands of the triad. If you know of any deals, please let us know.
See you next episode.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

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Dear readers, beloved readers, a hearing by Niha Your correspondent from China.
We left when he was still writing from that of Beijing. You will be pleased to know that now your hero, after a campaign forced stages, has already 'marched on Xi'an (for the dads who do not know the city' where is the infamous Terracotta Army sets {k!}) and and 'camped on the outskirts of Shanghai, ready to put the city on fire' to put the banner of Big House on the top of the skyscraper more 'high. There earthen
to tell you that Italy won the trip had to face. From Beijing to Xi'an
good old Pipa and his traveling companion fide Fukyo (yes', the company promised to be tough, I could not do it alone) traveled train. Not knowing what they were facing the two had bought tickets for the famous bunks "hard sleepers", thinking that nothing could be worse than the Italian railways. Arrived at the station of Beijing began to realize that maybe they had set foot in a nice shit. People camped in ognidove old with huge sacks, on the ground with thousands of families Svang gagnu evil, sinister people who ate soup from the color and smell suspect sadly clear. The two Spaniards realized that the hard sleepers bunks consisted of a corridor as a carriage onto which millemila rows of bunks (located in bunk beds, in stacks of 3). For about two thousand people were no longer available to 2 (giving thanks our Lord and of course both of them blocked), 2 sinks (which, for the obelisk with the bathrooms were also blocked) and a distributor of hot water (that served to fill the mephitic freeze-dried soups eaten by indigenous peoples and, alas, 'even by the two heroes). Immediate reassessment of Trenitalia.
What's more, making it even more 'happy to travel to the two explorers, to materialize here in the bunk beneath them a "nice" bald, a tireless good cognac drinker (Fukyo dixit), who noticed the two western them apostrophe 'so', saying "hello! I'm a tourist from Slovakkia crazy! I travel alone all world! China, America, Canada, Dubhai." In short this was the massage the national team (unspecified) and it was getting Slovak Vacation in China. And like all single travelers try 'to attach a piece infinite. At the station of the Xi'an warriors had Italic away by dint of blows.
Upon awakening in Xi'an, not exactly fresh and rested, waiting for another company's fearless Piedmont buy tickets for subsequent transfer to Shanghai. I know you readers will be able to 'look like a little thing to make up the tickets at a railway station, but keep in mind the place where we spend our history, perhaps you can guess how it vexed the two travelers. But now the intrepid
Fukyo the boarding party to an infinite row Chinese, and scream "ekkecazzo" earns the door, shouting to the clerk Chinese phrases in Anglophone incoherent, ungrammatical and totally meaningless and, magically, manages to get the much coveted tickets. Miracle.
Mindful of past experience, the crafty this time it was in possession of frantically screaming "soft sleepers." The result: 4-berth, classical background music, plasma TVs in each bed, soft and fluffy white slippers. The two traveled comfortably up in Shanghai (their portamenete still crying). The trip was almost calm, it was not for the group: a calm and friendly manager of Siemens e. .. its terrible 5 year old, a monster owned by who knows' how many and which Chinese demons ...
Unfortunately the two were not with it '... tavor do not forget the next trip.
See you next episode.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

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Walter Fist of Fury, Scourge of God

There are now three years since Mark and I work hard to try to tame it, but unfortunately there is nothing to do ...
I know ...
Seeing him in this picture it would seem, but Walter is a earthquake!
A true scourge of God !!!!!!!
Which is he does not grow the grass (and break cups, break off the handles, etc etc ...)!!!!!!!
Over more than a thousand days spent in the Big House has more damage than Katrina and Ike put together !!!!!
The population is exhausted!
not just recovering from a crisis, here's another one ...
OFFICIALLY DECLARE THE STATE OF DISASTERS'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

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Revenge, sweet revenge ...

While revenge is a dish best served cold, dear readers, I just forgot me they are on the table for months ...
Yesterday, however, I had a flashback and I acted on impulse ...
Love cups, you do not fall in vain!
Your death and your honor has been vindicated!
Yes, I did it!
The cup of His Majesty Mike Millesimo is only a faded memory !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With the coldness of a killer, I searched among the shelves of the kitchen ...
I hold in hand ...
and threw it on the floor !!!!!!!
thousand pieces of pottery collected from around the whole the kitchen, but can not imagine the satisfaction!
Revenge had to be revenge and it was!!


Tuesday, September 16, 2008

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FROM CHINA WITH LOVE

Dear readers, beloved readers, a very warm greeting from your pipe!
If you're wondering "Why, why, and 'be so' long that our brave does not show up?" here are readily available answer: 'cause after a long summer of hard work is now in China!
If you now ask "Why, what on earth there will be 'left to do our shores in China?" the answer will be 'just as ready: I \u200b\u200bhave no idea!
Actually ' Big House was not satisfied: he had expanded its borders only on the Gallic territory did not seem enough. The company had been too easy (Broncus spoke of blitzkrieg). Here then is a new challenge, this time more 'demanding, more' extreme: to conquer China! Happy that I uploaded this burden, which is' always a great honor, for now, dear readers, beloved readers, I will simply inform you that I am studying the enemy, and I can not withdraw money with the ATM ... damn Japs .... The next line must inevitably

Your special correspondent from the far (ke fixed!) East
Pipa

PS We hope the Chinese do not read the blog home Grossi, otherwise I am not so 'sure let me return to the fold ...

Sunday, September 14, 2008

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Flags of our Fathers


The blog now drifting more and more like Marco Piazza Galimberti, I gently (and I mean only slightly) overweight and Pipe ... Never mind - who knows what the fuck does that ... - Only

Francy - Broncus - could continue with the blog, and with this post I want to thank him, to hold high the banner of Big house! Among

Thanks ...

A member of the Red Carnation

Saturday, September 13, 2008

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PIMPIAMOLA It is history!

FINALLY!!
You could not own more of the textbooks written by Stalin Pirson pirsonalmente !!!!!!!
Pages that insist on telling stories about imaginary Fascist and distorted view of the Second World War !!!!!
To our great luck, we think our dear ministers to tell us how it really is going and to free her head from all ste communist nonsense.
Ignatius Thanks !!!!!
!!!!!! Thanks Gianni
And last but not least, thanks Gianfranco !!!!!! (nn I never thought that burning a flag was MUCH MORE 'SERIOUS kill a guy locked ...)

Friday, September 12, 2008

Regaining After Broken Pinky

We are back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A man named

I bet many of you do not sleep at night, others will have dried up all their reserves of tears and some will have cursed the system that circumvents the great cultural revolutions, but, rest assured, the mythical Grossiknowsbest never cease to exist !!!!!!
soon be reborn like a phoenix from the ashes of the summer without glory and will return to compete for the title of most popular blogs in the world. (Beppe Grillo's face!)
Just know, dear readers, that this long period of silence has not gone in vain, but it has served to better prepare a crackling "schedule" for next season.
soon, on your TV screens ...